he is so annoyingly beautiful i am in love
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT
I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE
"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"
Kids these days
Sorry. I’m—I’m Harry. I’m an old friend of Peter’s.
Dascha Polanco attends the Rolando Santana Spring 2015 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015.
relationship goal: a relationship
Kimberly Perry: A wise man told us one time, he said “you should make every major decision in your life sitting in a graveyard”…
me if i ever get sent to prison